This is such a fun time of the year that we have opted to give you a plethora of Humor to enjoy the Very Special Valentine’s Holiday! So, we trust you Love them all and that you can find a Favorite!

Two antennas met on a roof,
fell in love and got married.
Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy.
The reception, however, was excellent.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
“You’re fun to hang around with.”
What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp?
“Stick with me and you’ll go places!”
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
“A hug and a quiche!”
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
“It was Valenswine’s Day!”
What do you call a very small valentine?
“A valentiny!”
Do you think skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
Sure, they’re very scent-imental.

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